Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
My checking account was recently hacked. The thieves got away with $99.96 which was spent at apple iTunes. Not what I would do with the money, but maybe that was their only option. The money was refunded to my account, so all is well with me – so far. I’ve changed most of my financial passwords and re-secured my computer. Hopefully that will be the end of the identity theft.
ALASKAN BEAR TRAGEDY
Alaskan Bear ….
Mt. McKinley National Park: This is a very sad story about a bear…
Everybody should heed the warnings not to feed wildlife because they become dependent and don’t forage for themselves any longer. It is such a tragedy to see what has been done to our country’s wildlife.
The US Forest Service photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect U.S. wildlife.
This photo is of a black bear in Alaska turned Democrat.
Animals that formerly were self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democrat Party. They have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.
He’s nicknamed Bearack Obearma. It is believed that he has become a campground organizer.
I showered and shaved. I adjusted my tie. I got there and sat in
a pew just in time.
Bowing my head in prayer. As I closed my eyes. I saw the shoe of
the man next to me. Touching my own. I sighed.
With plenty of room on either side. I thought, “Why must
our soles touch?”
It bothered me, his shoe touching mine.
- A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”
This is beautiful!
I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked Side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, “This is the Receiving Section.
A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!! It
explains things better than all the balderdash you hear on TV.
Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the
country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of
Do you remember the guy who got on a plane with a bomb built into his shoe and tried to light it?
Did you know his trial is over?
Did you know he was sentenced?
Did you see / hear any of the judge’s comments on TV/Radio?
Didn’t think so.
Everyone should hear what the judge had to say.
Ruling by Judge William Young, US District Court.
If you need a laugh, then read through these Children’s Science Exam answers. These are real answers from school kids. Enjoy .
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.