Hillbilly Dayvorce

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, “How can I help you?” The farmer said, “I want to get one of those dayvorces.”

The lawyer said, “Do you have any grounds?” The farmer said, “Yes, I got
40 acres.”

The lawyer said, “No, you don’t understand, Do you have a suit? The farmer said, “Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.”

The lawyer said, “No, no, I mean, do you have a case?” The farmer said, No, I ain’t got a Case, but I got a John Deere. The lawyer said, “No, I mean, do you have a grudge?” The farmer said, “Yes, I got a grudge, That’s where I parks the John Deere” The lawyer said, “Does your wife beat you up or something?” The farmer said, “No, we both get up at 4:30.”

The lawyer said, “Is your wife a nagger?” The farmer said, “No, she’s a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that’s why I wants a dayvorce.”